Zodbastsig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent fox.

Zodbastsig created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbastsig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodbastsig, it will laugh at you.

Zodbastsig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zodbastsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Never jump in the presence of rats.

5. Always wear magenta.