Litwittonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying dragon.

Litwittonk created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litwittonk, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Litwittonk, he will strike you with lightening.

Litwittonk's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Litwittonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never bounce near squirrels.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.