Cadvinbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic eagle.

Cadvinbot created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadvinbot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadvinbot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cadvinbot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cadvinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Fast once a month.