Megrilten is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome mink.

Megrilten created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megrilten, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megrilten, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Megrilten's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Megrilten's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven ants approach from the east.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Megrilten on top of important buildings.