Gabfubjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring skunk.

Gabfubjin created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gabfubjin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gabfubjin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gabfubjin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gabfubjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Never talk about nebulae.