Tailnelxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty rhinoceros.

Tailnelxuc created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnelxuc, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailnelxuc, he will turn you into a slug.

Tailnelxuc's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tailnelxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear red shorts.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not shave your head.