Hanbassdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous crocodile.

Hanbassdub created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbassdub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hanbassdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hanbassdub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hanbassdub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Hanbassdub's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.