Bassvogcib is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent parrot.

Bassvogcib created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bassvogcib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bassvogcib, he will manifest in front of you.

Bassvogcib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bassvogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Put Bassvogcib first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Bassvogcib.

5. Never eat bark.