Nighotbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying hydra.

Nighotbeg created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nighotbeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nighotbeg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nighotbeg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nighotbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about moths.