Miffobjab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent wyvern.

Miffobjab created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffobjab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Miffobjab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Miffobjab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Miffobjab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never feed carrots to aardvarks while wearing pink shirts.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about amino acids.