Wegfub is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying
tortoise.
Wegfub created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegfub, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wegfub, she will have a low opinion of you.
Wegfub's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Wegfub's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never hurt porpoises.
3. Never talk about stars.
4. You must love Wegfub.
5. Do not hurt mites.