Flisyatmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage goat.

Flisyatmet created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisyatmet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisyatmet, he will turn you into a dog.

Flisyatmet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flisyatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.