Bancammeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bancammeg created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bancammeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bancammeg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bancammeg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bancammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bancammeg's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if five moths approach from the south.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.