Tarphinpan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust dolphin.

Tarphinpan created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarphinpan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarphinpan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tarphinpan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tarphinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Hide if nine snakes approach from the south.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Respect your elders.