Gabfligratbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient dove.

Gabfligratbot created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfligratbot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabfligratbot, it will curse you with boils.

Gabfligratbot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gabfligratbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never talk about capybaras.