Titstragab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous dolphin.

Titstragab created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titstragab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titstragab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Titstragab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Titstragab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.