Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical shark.

Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Vedsabquag Koptigyogveenragpak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.