Gepyatham is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring owl.

Gepyatham created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyatham, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepyatham, he will not care.

Gepyatham's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gepyatham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepyatham.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.