Quamlidged is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy swallow.

Quamlidged created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quamlidged, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quamlidged, she will send you a sign.

Quamlidged's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quamlidged's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never skip near snakes.

5. Always help cats.