Budwikbif is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent elephant.

Budwikbif created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budwikbif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Budwikbif, she will refuse to believe in you.

Budwikbif's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Budwikbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away if six ants approach from the west.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.