Safyogflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic tapir.

Safyogflag created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Safyogflag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safyogflag, he will think nothing of it.

Safyogflag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Safyogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safyogflag.