Sittaglid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering frog.

Sittaglid created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sittaglid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sittaglid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sittaglid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sittaglid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six turtles approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.