Bapyimzak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring zebra.

Bapyimzak created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bapyimzak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapyimzak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bapyimzak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bapyimzak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not take Bapyimzak's name in vain.