Gamontyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet hummingbird.

Gamontyim created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamontyim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamontyim, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gamontyim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gamontyim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.