Tofbengem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive alligator.

Tofbengem created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbengem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofbengem, it will curse you with boils.

Tofbengem's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tofbengem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Never think about nebulae.