Bogbimged is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful raven.

Bogbimged created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbimged, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbimged, it will turn you into a worm.

Bogbimged's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bogbimged's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.