Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical pig.

Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mabtaftettimaddapgetkindap's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of pigs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Do not listen to music.