Spagtargud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving shark.

Spagtargud created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagtargud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spagtargud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Spagtargud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Spagtargud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.