Tallogxenkabhonflap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish owl.

Tallogxenkabhonflap created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tallogxenkabhonflap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tallogxenkabhonflap, it will remove you from existence.

Tallogxenkabhonflap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tallogxenkabhonflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.