Betnulren Flagzanhak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, astonishing slug.

Betnulren Flagzanhak created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betnulren Flagzanhak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betnulren Flagzanhak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Betnulren Flagzanhak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Betnulren Flagzanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.