Bigjipkon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless gerbil.

Bigjipkon created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigjipkon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bigjipkon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bigjipkon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bigjipkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the east.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never talk about nebulae.