Bidbotfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless goat.

Bidbotfarn created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbotfarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidbotfarn, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bidbotfarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bidbotfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bidbotfarn.