Dotsandham is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced duck.

Dotsandham created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotsandham, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dotsandham, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dotsandham's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dotsandham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Dotsandham loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.