Kenkopwapzog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless swallow.

Kenkopwapzog created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenkopwapzog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kenkopwapzog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kenkopwapzog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kenkopwapzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never wear green dresses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Hide from blue monkeys for they are unholy.