Bottonflap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud seal.

Bottonflap created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bottonflap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bottonflap, she will turn you into a worm.

Bottonflap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bottonflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bottonflap.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.