Sintitgidfudtigfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking wombat.

Sintitgidfudtigfarn created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sintitgidfudtigfarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sintitgidfudtigfarn, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sintitgidfudtigfarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sintitgidfudtigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Sintitgidfudtigfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sintitgidfudtigfarn.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.