Besskipfar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying sheep.

Besskipfar created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskipfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Besskipfar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Besskipfar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Besskipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Besskipfar loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.