Fascimmap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet capybara.

Fascimmap created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fascimmap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fascimmap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fascimmap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fascimmap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fascimmap nine times a day.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never eat bark.