Flaglunnel is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic goat.

Flaglunnel created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Flaglunnel, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flaglunnel, he will laugh at you.

Flaglunnel's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flaglunnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never paint your chest white.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.