Rillyikmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident owl.

Rillyikmid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyikmid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillyikmid, he will laugh at you.

Rillyikmid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rillyikmid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Rillyikmid on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rillyikmid.

5. Worship no other gods but Rillyikmid.