Tenflagkanont is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous crocodile.

Tenflagkanont created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenflagkanont, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenflagkanont, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tenflagkanont's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tenflagkanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. You must love Tenflagkanont.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.