Sawcedbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever turtle.

Sawcedbiss created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawcedbiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawcedbiss, it will think nothing of it.

Sawcedbiss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sawcedbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not jump in public.