Xenhuglarn Didjincar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous yak.

Xenhuglarn Didjincar created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhuglarn Didjincar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xenhuglarn Didjincar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenhuglarn Didjincar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xenhuglarn Didjincar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from brown horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Put Xenhuglarn Didjincar first in all things.