Sadxenbed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate aardvark.

Sadxenbed created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadxenbed, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadxenbed, she will turn you into a rock.

Sadxenbed's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sadxenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadxenbed.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never talk about asteroids.