Bunzoddid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless wolf.

Bunzoddid created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunzoddid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bunzoddid, she will turn you into a duck.

Bunzoddid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bunzoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Bunzoddid on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing pink corsets.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Bunzoddid first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.