Tadnuttdum is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective bat.

Tadnuttdum created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnuttdum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadnuttdum, she will think nothing of it.

Tadnuttdum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tadnuttdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.