Butnart Libtimyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, moody hummingbird.

Butnart Libtimyatt created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Butnart Libtimyatt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butnart Libtimyatt, it will send minions to preach to you.

Butnart Libtimyatt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Butnart Libtimyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Put Butnart Libtimyatt first in all things.