Cudomtbomvan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered pigeon.

Cudomtbomvan created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudomtbomvan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudomtbomvan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cudomtbomvan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cudomtbomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Cudomtbomvan must be the most important thing in your life.