Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous yak.

Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil, it will remove you from existence.

Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wadkadyar Zedhin Hakjongil.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.