Mistinort is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent faun.

Mistinort created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mistinort, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mistinort, it will make you grow a tail.

Mistinort's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mistinort's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not take Mistinort's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mistinort.

5. Do not covet oxen.